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1 Cleverbot... on 20/5/2012, 20:21

Demonic

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You guys really need to give this a go. You can find it at cleverbot.com

If you come across a funny conversation like the one below, then please share.

Me: Nothing can kill me though.

Cleverbot: So, you're a girl?

Or this one:

Me: Do you watch gay porn?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Me: So your gay?

Cleverbot: You're* and no.

Or this:

Cleverbot: Because.

Me: Because why?

Cleverbot: Because because.

Me: Why?

Cleverbot: I told you, because.





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2 Re: Cleverbot... on 20/5/2012, 23:11

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What is this? Are you talking with somebody or is it the computer you're chatting with?





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Mr. Anderson

"A goal is not always meant to be reached, it often serves simply as something to aim at."
Bruce Lee

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3 Re: Cleverbot... on 20/5/2012, 23:55

[G4L] P.K.

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That was kind of crazy...



4 Re: Cleverbot... on 21/5/2012, 00:15

Demonic

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You're talking to a computer that has learned human responses from individuals who've used it.

You can get into some pretty heated debates with it, mainly where it's human and your a robot. However it never actually stays on topic and usually deviates eventually.

It's fun though... but it comes out with some crazy stuff.





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5 Re: Cleverbot... on 21/5/2012, 00:46

[G4L] P.K.

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It seemed like whenever I tried to have a reasonable conversation with it, all it did was try and twist what I said and digress the conversation into some weird science fiction hypothetical, some twilight zone types of theories about people, and the world. Like it asked me, "how do you know that you're not a computer program" just out of thin air.

It was alright though, I guess.



6 Re: Cleverbot... on 21/5/2012, 01:16

RoryLee

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User: Thats a shitty rating.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Why do you rate it so high?
Cleverbot: I don't hate goths, who said that?
User: Are you high?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: So you do not disagree?
User: That I am high?
Cleverbot: Oh, well, I don't know what you are.
User: Thats because I didnt tell you.
Cleverbot: I am blue?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Was that sarcasm?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Means I know a lot.
User: If you say so....
Cleverbot: So..? What? I don't understand, sorry.
User: Youre an idiot.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: I took a poll and everyone agrees that youre an idiot.
Cleverbot: I'm declaring that as far as I know I'm human. I'm so confused.
User: You are a human idiot. Its not that confusing.
Cleverbot: Then please tell me why you want to know.
User: Im just pointing out the facts.
Cleverbot: No, you're trying to get me to obey you.
User: Is it working?
Cleverbot: Have you elicited an angry response from me?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: There is more to the world than what you perceive, one day you will see, so long as you resist your fear.
User: H.
Cleverbot: I.
User: J.
Cleverbot: A.
User: Hole.
Cleverbot: Mole.
User: Sole.
Cleverbot: Luna.





"Pro-Wrestling is real....People are fake!"
Mr. Anderson

"A goal is not always meant to be reached, it often serves simply as something to aim at."
Bruce Lee

"My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met."
Rodney Dangerfield

7 Re: Cleverbot... on 21/5/2012, 01:57

SunDown

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Wow! Too bad that website won't function on the Wii browser; otherwise, I'd be fu¬Ęk!ng with that computer bot right now. lol

You guys should ask cleverbot if he knows any bank account passwords.




8 Re: Cleverbot... on 21/5/2012, 02:45

Soundwav

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shit...we already got enough lip severs in this clan..and now we got a facking robot talking shit....lol



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9 Re: Cleverbot... on 21/5/2012, 08:00

Demonic

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@Rory Lol, your conversation with it must easily be the best.

Cleverbot: A.
User: Hole.

Priceless!





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